Hehe.
Driving along Puerto Vallarta's residential area...
Luis, our tour guide, was talking with us.

Luis: So where are you guys from?
Us: San Jose/Dallas
Luis: Oh! San Jose! I was there when I was younger... illegally.
Me: .____________________.
Luis: I was working at a farm.
Us: .___. Oh!

I have no idea how to react to it but I found his response interesting. Haha xD