So because I was taking a break from annotating, I tried on makeup today...

me: Albert, do you notice anything different? ~gets nearer to his face
Albert: Your pimples?
me: ~crying inside~ Anything else?
Albert: Your eyelashes?
me: Yay! Does it look better?
Albert: NO. ~runs away laughing like an eflish imp

/Sigh. I'm sticking with not trying. x]